So my English class is going to be reading A Midsommer Night's Dreame. (I'm sorry, but I just can't write it the new english way...) and it does actually make me laugh, however when I tell my peers this they look at me like I'm a nutcase. You see, Hermia and Lysander are in love, right? Well Hermia is supposed to love Demetrius, according to her father. So Lysander and Hermia decide to run away together and get married seven leagues away. (about 21 miles) Well then Oberon and Titania come into the picture. They are... erm... Fairy king and queen? and they're having a fight. So Oberon decides to take flower juice and pour it into his wife's eyes so that when she wakes, the first being she sees, she will fall in love with. As he is gathering the flower, he tells his fairy, Puck, to take a petal and put some juice in the Athenian Demetrius's eye. So Robin goes. However, Robin sees Lysander first, who is wearing Athenian clothes, and puts the juice in his eyes while he is asleep a few feet away from Hermia. So when Helena, in love with Demetrius, comes along, following him, Lysander wakes and sees her. He falls in love with her, and runs away after her.
Can't you see the comedy in all this?
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Amber Kingsley
So I'm trying to write again. But loose leaf paper always gets thrown away. But if it's online, it stays there forever, right? right.
So I'm writing about an idea i had a while ago. It's about this girl named Amber Kingsley.
She's your typical tomboy, just one that you could mistake for a boy, even from the front. She has a pixie cut, and almost never talks to girls if she can help it. The problem is, her mother wants to send her to an all girl's school.
So far, I don't have much. I mean, I only have a couple of paragraphs, but hey. I'm getting there.
So I'm writing about an idea i had a while ago. It's about this girl named Amber Kingsley.
She's your typical tomboy, just one that you could mistake for a boy, even from the front. She has a pixie cut, and almost never talks to girls if she can help it. The problem is, her mother wants to send her to an all girl's school.
So far, I don't have much. I mean, I only have a couple of paragraphs, but hey. I'm getting there.
So get this. I was up in my room trying to fall asleep one night, and my mind comes up with this crazy idea. Which isn't so crazy.
So cristianity is like this to me.
You are supposed to fear a huge invisible man in the sky, right? Cool, that's cool. So far it works like the amazon god athulu. Cool.
And this guy has given you these ten little things you're not supposed to do. Cool. I can live with ten things. But wait- there's more too.
If you do one of these ten things, you will go to a place where you burn and suffer and get tortured and cry for eternity...
But he loves ya!
So cristianity is like this to me.
You are supposed to fear a huge invisible man in the sky, right? Cool, that's cool. So far it works like the amazon god athulu. Cool.
And this guy has given you these ten little things you're not supposed to do. Cool. I can live with ten things. But wait- there's more too.
If you do one of these ten things, you will go to a place where you burn and suffer and get tortured and cry for eternity...
But he loves ya!
Familia...
So, here we go.
My mother (who we will be calling Sue) is a hispanic woman, married currently to a white man named (Duncan). I have 3 sisters, but they're only half. (Casey) is my father's child, but not my mother's. She has a different mother. (Erica) and (Haley) are my mother's children, but not my father's. I am the only child between both Sue and Duncan.
There we go.
My mother (who we will be calling Sue) is a hispanic woman, married currently to a white man named (Duncan). I have 3 sisters, but they're only half. (Casey) is my father's child, but not my mother's. She has a different mother. (Erica) and (Haley) are my mother's children, but not my father's. I am the only child between both Sue and Duncan.
There we go.
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